Brian Salter's Blogs:
Index

 

For some time, I have been writing blogs - recording some of the many sights and sounds I have come across in my travels across China, the Middle East and the rest of the world.

Although they can be found on my real blog site, I am reproducing the main ones here as well since Blogger is blocked in certain countries such as China.

Some are unashamedly "un-PC" - and if you are easily offended, may I respectfully suggest you move on to other pages on the web?

CHINA

Hitting back at BJ's Bus Whingers

Enter the Dragon - Part 2

Enter the Dragon - Spring Festival in Beijing

Santa jostles with the dragon

Making tracks with Mao (China Railway Museum)

Toasting the Dragon - It's party time!

At home with Sung Qing-ling

The World - Beijing's copywriters should visit Shenzhen!

Xmas in Beijing

A visit to Prince Gong's Pad

Exploring the Hutong

Gobbing for China

Juggling with destiny … or crashing the diplomats’ party

“I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about.” (Oscar Wilde)

Summer Palace - Best viewed in Autumn

Being single on 11.11.11 is not all it's cracked up to be

Judge not others... lest ye be judged yourself!

Telling the Time in Beijing

The Hills are Alive with the sound of ... Bullshit!

In search of vintage paint stripper - or what the Chinese refer to as "wine"

Jackie Chan, Chateau Laffitte and a Jar of Penises

天鹅湖 Makes a Splash in BJ

You don’t have to be a philistine to enjoy 798 – but it sure helps!

Special Me is a Suave Dude

Searching for that Moon Rabbit on Mid Autumn Day

Patience has its rewards

It's Lotus time in YMY

Brian Sprints his way around Olympics-ville

BJ's Fierce Creatures - or lack of them!

Overcoming the Pain Barrier - submitting to Chinese tortures

Following in Nixon's Footsteps - A visit to the Great Wall

A transport of delight - with plenty of distractions

Window on the world from my Beijing apartment

An amazing day out in Tianjin

Start of a new chapter in Brian’s autobiography

China Visa Red Tape - Battling with Officialdom

MIDDLE EAST

I Hate Saying Goodbye - time to leave the Middle East

Dance Bars in DXB - BS catches up on his education

Dubai’s RTA site needs a good kick up the *%^$#@*!, if you ask me

Beijing Tarts - over the hill at 30

Flying HMMOG Airways – and living to tell the tale

Selling my baby - Dubai-style

It's ATM time ... yet again again again

Emirates Airline - now I am beginning to understand why they are so expensive

Kate & Wills - a Proud Day for Britain???

Bangladopian Maid Arrested - for Doing a 'Bobbitt'

Emirates Bank - A Case of Incompetence, Stupidity or What?

Change is Needed - Rounding up in the Emirates

Spamming the Spammers - Getting my own back on these low life

Falling out of love with Qatar Airways

It's that time of the month - No I don't mean that!

Abandon Hope - All Ye Who Enter Caribou

Callserve - No Calls and No Serve

Giving Away The Bride - No Refunds Permitted!

Now this is what I call service! You'll never find this in the UK

Should we pass around the begging bowl for Géant? Ramadhan shenanigans in Ibn Battuta's favourite store

It's not easy being a dad: when you have to buy a dress for your daughter!

Screwed Again! Sometimes you simply cannot win

Lowlife in the Gulf - Brian's fall from grace

The State of Democracy in the Philippines

Dubai's Metro Madness: Do the decision makers ever use their own transport system? Yes. Today they did!

It's ATM time again as Dubai gears up for the tourist trade

Murdering the English Language: I love it!

Of Tigers, Hearts and Little Red Lai Sees When Valentine's coincides with CNY

Moving house is no fun in the UAE especially when dealing with Emirati red tape

Getting an Indian Visa The trials and tribulations of getting through Indian red tape

Delhi Diary Having got the visa, it's off on Air Arabia...

Alex Beckons Thanks to Gulf Air I actually make it to Alexandria

Middle East International Film Festival Hobnobbing with the stars

Chatting up a Filipina: Who needs a dictionary?

Culture in the UAE errr... well that's what it says!

For the love of a Kia Maybe not everyone's idea of a babe magnet....

Immigration Officers One of the worst jobs in the world?

Manila Sauce Getting ripped off on a Jeepney

Immorality in Riyadh Naughty Brian!

Saudi TV The joys of working as an anchor on KSA2

The Day You Hoped Would Never Happen: Explosion in Riyadh

Driving in the Gulf Smuggling and officialdom